What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 05:40

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Nuts and Butts

Loons and Moons

Unacceptable again!

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

So they tried

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No, not a chance

share office space ...

Next, they tried...

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Freaks and Cheeks

No go.

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Lost Souls & Butt Holes

No way

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Still no good.

They put up a sign reading

Another attempt resulted in ...

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Hysterias & Posteriors

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Thumbs down again.

Is it because Trump is impulsive that he is never on time?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Just Forget it!

So, the docs changed it to read

Voluptate ea explicabo culpa.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Still no good

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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Then came..

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

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Catatonics & High Colonics

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Minds and Behinds

Everyone loved it.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)